History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.