History jokes
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.