Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex They both went down on my dad
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
