History jokes
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!