History jokes
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.