History jokes
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.