History jokes
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.