Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I will mummyfry you!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
