History jokes
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
If I die, delete my search history.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?