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History jokes

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

What was the worse purchase America ever made?

Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

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  • Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

    Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?

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