History jokes
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
If I die, delete my search history.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.