History jokes
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
"Welcome to the gulag."
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.