History jokes
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.