What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
History Jokes
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
"Welcome to the gulag."
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
