History jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.