History jokes
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.