History jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.