High jokes
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
During the Wintery Wackiness Wars!
A Soviet Sergeant, stationed stilly near a sloped summit with his silly soldiers!
Then a shout sails from the tippy-top: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a hundred heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant's kerfuffle commences, commanding a caravan of one hundred comrades to conquer the crest!
Nifty navigation notes nil, the nasty news nabs many! After an Hour, hush descends. The high voice hollers, "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a thousand heroic Honchos!"
Kommander fumes, forcing a further flurry, flinging one thousand fine fellows skyward!
Nearly two hours now and the noisy nuisance ceases, then the shouting starts: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures ten thousand heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant kaput! Ten thousand troopers take the trek, taking tanks, trundling skyward, to take the terrain!
Four fearsome, fretful hours then a soldier in tatters comes tumbling, talking: "Stop sending up soldiers, sir! There's two Finns fighting fiercely!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣