HI jokes

Orphan

    • To RANDYYYY,

    Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

    -ALYA with love

    Knife

    • So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.

    Her boyfriend said "Hi."

    I said, "Knife to meet you!"

    Shit

    • Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.

    Doc: What's wrong with that?

    Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.

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    • Owner

    • A fat man coming in the store.

    Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

    Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

    Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

    Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

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    • HI memes

    Wordplay

    • Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"

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    • Dad

    • Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.

    Dad

    • Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

    Suicide

    • My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

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