HI jokes

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

Hi, bye.

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

Hi hi hi.

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"

Connor: Hi Mom.

Mom:

Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Hi, I hope you’re

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.

Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?

Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.

What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?

"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?