Dietary Restrictions

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  • Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?

    Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen, smooth-brain. Hawking was famously paralyzed, and 'vegetable' is a cruel slang term for someone who can't move. He's making a pun on 'vegetarian.' It's dark humor for people with actual grit. You probably struggle with the 'push' sign on doors.

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