HI jokes

Dinner

  • I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

    Victim

  • Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

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  • Dad

  • Friend: Hi.

    Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

    Friend: Me?

    Me: Damn, no, not you.

    Friend: Then who?

    Me: The orphan kid.

    I guess we're the same.

    Friend

  • One day I went to talk to my friend.

    "Hi John!" I said.

    No response.

    "Oh, yeah."

    I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

    "Hope that helps!"

    Dad

  • So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."