HI jokes

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

How does water say hi?

It waves.

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Hi, how are you today?

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

Hi, my name is Bob.

Me: Hi Jaiden.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.

Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*

Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

Hi, how are you doing today?

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

Hi, I like food.

"Johnny, why wave?"

"Hi, Goo!"

Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.