HI jokes

Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

Hi 👋 I love you!

Hi, how are you doing today?

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

Hi... I'm depressed.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.

Hi, I'm a name.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

Hi, I like food.

Hi, I'm new here.

Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"