Hey

Hey jokes

Language

  • I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

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    Orphan

  • There was a kid sitting in a corner.

    Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

    Orphan: "..."

    Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

    Brother

  • "Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

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    Chat

  • Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

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