Hey jokes
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.