Hey jokes
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]