Hey jokes
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Hey, Alya.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.