Hey jokes
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Memes
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!