Hey jokes
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.