Hey jokes
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Hey, Alya.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?