Hey jokes
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Memes
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! ššššš
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Hey, Alya.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Hey babe, Iām looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?