"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Hey, Alya.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
