Hey jokes

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

Two pedos are on the beach.

One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"