Her jokes
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.