Her jokes

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

A miscarriage.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.

Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you got to hand it to her.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

Her (DYM 88).

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.