Her jokes
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.