Her jokes
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."