Her jokes

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.

So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."

There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.

The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"

The teacher says, "That's right."

The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"

"That's right," the teacher says.

The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.