Her jokes
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Memes
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.