Her jokes

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...

Me: Knock Knock

Her:

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.