Her jokes

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

I was at the bank yesterday.

A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.