Her jokes
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?