Her jokes
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!