Helen Keller jokes
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
you.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.