Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman… no other reasons besides that.

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she

Why does Hellen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!

why can’t helen keller drive cause shes already dead

What’s Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.

How do you punish Helen keler just move the couch

Q: why cant helen keller drive? A: because shes a woman


Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

  • You’d run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.

Why does Hellen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!

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Why doesn’t Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she’s dead.

How does Hellen Keller smell. Pretty bad she’s dead!

Why is Hellen. Kellers snatch alway sore? She wipes with a brillo pad.

Do you know where Hellen Keller lives? Neither does she

Do you know Hellen Keller Yes Did you know she had a dog… Neither did she

How does Helen Keller’s parents punish her?

They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room

Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Cause she’s a woman. No, really. Why can’t she drive? Because she died.