HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
Dick.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Helen Keller.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
