Helen Keller

Helen Keller jokes

Man

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

Side

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

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  • Hand

    Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?

    From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.

    Cat

    Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.

    Dog

    Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

    You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.

    Moment

    What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?

    Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.

    Collaboration

    The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

    They called the song “Helen Keller.”

    National Anthem

    When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,

    Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.

    People

    How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"