Helen Keller jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
Dick.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Helen Keller.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.