How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen...
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
why did helen kellers cat run away? i would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Redundant.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well neither did she!!!
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who's there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don't say anything). Helen Keller who? ...you will get a laugh...ty.
Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a chair, then a table.