Social commentary jokes
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?