Social commentary jokes
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.