Social commentary jokes
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.