Helen Keller

Helen Keller Jokes

Bar

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...

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  • Nobody

    Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.

    Hand

    Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?

    So she can moan with her right hand.

    Friend

    Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

    Dog

    Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

    Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

    Toilet

    How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.

    Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.

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  • Class

    You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

    Nose

    What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

    She slurs her words...

    Ornament

    Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?

    'Cause she always dropped them.