Helen Keller jokes
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Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Dick.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!