Helen Keller jokes
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
Ted stinks!
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Dick.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Who is Helen Keller?
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Helen Keller.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"