Helen Keller jokes
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
you.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.