what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
How do u shut Hellen Keller up
U give her mittens
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
hellen threw up gang signs her whole life and didnt know
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands
How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
why did helen kellers cat run away? i would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen...
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
