What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr
Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn’t see anything wrong with it
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well neither did she!!!
what is Helen Keller’s favorite color //velcro
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
how did helen kellers mom punish her? rearranged the furniture
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)
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What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
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I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
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Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet
Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg? Her dog was blind too.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away? You would too if your name was “Raraaaughhaugh”.
How do u shut Hellen Keller up
U give her mittens
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a chair, then a table.
why cant Helen Keller drive. Because she’s a women no seriosly why can’t she drive. Because she’s dead.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door…
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