Helen Keller Jokes

what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?

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What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner

Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!

hellen threw up gang signs her whole life and didnt know

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?

Because she’s dead.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen...

This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who's there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don't say anything). Helen Keller who? ...you will get a laugh...ty.