Helen Keller

Helen Keller Jokes

Boyfriend

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

Cliff

Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.

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  • Room

    What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

    Unnecessary.

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  • Game

    Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?

    A: Musical chairs.

    Dog

    Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"

    Haircut

    Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!

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  • Parent

    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.

    Beach

    Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

    Because she can’t hear the sea.

    Well

    Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.

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  • Time

    Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

    Plunger

    How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

    I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...

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  • Print

    This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Helen Keller.

    Helen Keller who?

    (Don't say anything).

    Helen Keller who?

    ...you will get a laugh...ty.

    Mph

    How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.