Helen Keller jokes
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.