Helen Keller jokes
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Ted stinks!
Ur mom.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.