Helen Keller jokes
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Ted stinks!
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Ur mom.