How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
I love you papi’s😫 no homo
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers? She was drunk.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read? The waffle iron.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
Why are Hellen Keller jokes so funny? Because she’s blind and deaf.
Playing hide n seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock Her:
Did you know that Helen keller had a pet monkey? No Neither did she
Put Hellen Keller in Gorge Floyd’s position. How is she cry out for help would she just moan or would she try to do sign language?
I hate stairs they are always up to something. I love stairs they are always down to party
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her? She left the plunger in the toilet she put door knobs on all the walls and she rearranged the furniture
