Helen Keller jokes
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.