How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
I love you papi's! No homo.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
