How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Helen Keller.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.