Biography jokes
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Helen Keller.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.