Biography jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Helen Keller.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.