Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Helen Keller.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
