Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf you are 432,450 miles tall!!!!!!
What do you call a Dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?A Small Medium at Large
I'm looking for women put your height weight and bra size in the comments
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
I have fun goin on dem roller coasters that go really high up and sittin by random people and once we get to the high point I look at the stranger and go wham and unplug they seat bealt
62 is not just any number as it so happens to be my height 6,2 just as 25 is my age ,on facebook
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions
