Height jokes
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Dad: "If they jumped off a bridge, would you?"
Tommy: "Yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.