What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
