You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
