Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!
What is Chuck Norris favourite Sonic song Open Your Heart
me: breath right now if u wanna date me
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
Your so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks
My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep
Whats black and white and red all over? The darkness of your heart, the dishonour of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack 2 weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life) -_-
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
Boy : “My heart MELTS for you.” Girl : “OMG, are you okay?!?!?!” Boy : “Yeah, why?” Girl : “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Are you the Twin Towers because you made my heart explode
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
My heart broke as I went down up the stairs and my girlfriend broke her ♥️ heart
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?
ME: Interrupting cow.
MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
