don't break someones heart because they only have one, instead break there bones... they have 206.
What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
