What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
did you hear about the guy that diped his balls in glitter. pretty nuts huh?
You wanna hear a joke?
2 Emo's hanging out under a tree🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many Emo's does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER? He's having a little trouble with his Putin
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
I was reading a book one day, when I suddenly hear a sound. It was the grim reaper. I ignore it and continue reading my book. Suddenly I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies. I used to like fireworks. But I'm dead now. Fireworks like a charm, if you don't mind something a little ghostly. What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
When you’re in india and you start hearing a tick tick tick tick you run
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd? I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
Girl come hear my parents aren't home orphan mine are never
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops I dropped my lollipop.
