Whats a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid
The both cant here there parents
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
Answer; He'll have you in "Stitches"!
did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning......he hate 12 year old nuts
If I wanted to hear beeping I wouldn’t have pulled my grandmas cord to live
How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree it left her hanging
Wanna hear a Joke? Just look in the mirror the Jokes there?
Do you want to hear a joke? Yes. okay, record yourself and then listen to it
I would make a joke about short people but they probably couldn't hear it
As a son I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CCD. It was on speaker so me and mom hear both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
