Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Why did the orphan go to church? To hear some "foster" Parenting advice.
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
My mother was so sad after my grandpas death she went into the bathroom with my uncle and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on saying that she was pregnant.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, 'Well I have good news and bad news.' The woman says, 'I'll hear the good news first please.' The doctor replies 'The good news is we're naming a disease after you!'
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning......he hate 12 year old nuts
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
When you realize you forgot to mop ur room you hear footsteps 🥋
wanna hear a plane joke. nah it'll just go over you head
Did you hear about the tomatoe and the lettuce race? Well the lettuce was a-head and the tomatoe was trying to ketchup
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
