A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok he didn't either!
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Want to hear a racist joke???
Donald Trump.
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say,"I'm inside your home.". I said,"GTFO my hous BICH!"
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You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes
Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple yeah John Fitzpatrick and Patrick fitzjohn
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer; He was okay. It was a draft so he dodged it easily!
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
hey i havnt been on fr like 2 months idk who is still on hear or like if everyone left but yuh i just decided to come back Hey.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd? I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Emo kids are so good at kicking football I hear they have good hang time
