Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Hearing Jokes
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
