Hearing jokes
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.