Hearing jokes
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!