Hearing jokes
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Memes
Why canât orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
What do you call someone whoâs blond, beautiful, and listens to what youâre saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were âPretty nuts!â
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.