Hearing

Hearing Jokes

i broke up with my ex girl friend hears her numba

sike thats the wrong number

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What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do ?????????? He killed everyone on this f#cking website

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear

did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck? He got stuck in Orbit! Hehhehe

Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you

I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over and the dad yelled “What the fuck did you do” I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying “Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day” he continues