Hearing jokes
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.