Hearing jokes
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Memes
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.