wanna hear a short joke? well duh I mean that's why you're on here.... well hear one... My Life
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said Na.
wanna hear the car joke. nah it's to fast for you.
Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged
He also forgot to pay the power bill
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking
So Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. So later that night Dora's mom hears someone screaming go Diego go for at least a couple of minutes and then it stops and goes back to sleep. But then hears the same thing a couple minutes later and walks in and hears go Diego go so she walks over to Diego's sleeping bag a looks and it's empty so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and See's Dora getting f..... By Diego and hears Dora saying go Diego go while moaning.
I call my sister a "fat cow" and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke"? I say, "Sure". She says, "You are the joke".
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok he didn't either!
Want to hear a racist joke???
Donald Trump.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple yeah John Fitzpatrick and Patrick fitzjohn
Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer; He was okay. It was a draft so he dodged it easily!
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub Is 1 way to describe how my inner child acts but yesterday I killed them now I hear Wubba Lubba Dub Dub I’m drowning in the tub
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
did you hear about the guy that diped his balls in glitter. pretty nuts huh?
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd? I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
poor guy really need some space.
