TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes? Because there fun for the whole family to hear.
Do u want to hear a joke about a construction? Sorry still working on it!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Do you want to hear a cold joke ? Can't It warmed
Didja hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint? My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything they can't hear you
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair ?
have you ever heard of hearing aids
yeah me neither
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
