Hearing jokes

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?

A: No, what happened?

Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!