Hearing jokes

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?

He'll have you in "Stitches"!

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)