Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
