Hearing jokes
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.