I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
did you hear how Stephen Hawkings died he lost wifi conection
So you can't pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord but he's naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life🖤
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny
AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
wanna hear a joke about measurment... nevermind it would take to long
You can say what you want about deaf people ....
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers? A: No, what happened? Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Want to hear a racist joke???
Donald Trump.
