Heard Jokes

When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where was the cat because I heard a noise.................we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth

follow me and heard a nois so im dead

So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"

hiii everyone i heard from many people that they want to join the stop orphan jokes group who wants to?

I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator He’s used to penetrating aggressively

Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring

Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS

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I told my sister that when you got to bed with an itchy but your going to have smelly fingers in the morning and i've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Mrs Kadie- I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets. Duddy- sup FGTEEVERS me and James Marsden just got some Chick-filla. Viewers- Got ya again Mrs Kadie . Mrs Kadie- Vincent and James I am going to push you off your roof Duddy and James- AHHHHHHH

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon. As if there's already enough plastic in the ocean.

u heard to the pixar movie up but have u heard of down down the 9/11 terrorist attack?

"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable