what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor
Because parents signature
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
