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Healthcare Jokes
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Abortion is beautiful.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
