What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandfather says Iβm too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. πππ₯π
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.