Doctor: Madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Peace So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills.
Wife: Doctor, When Should I Give Them To Him?
Doctor: They Are For You.!!
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Doctor: I have good news and I have worse news Patient: Well what's the bad news Doctor: You have one day left to live Patient: What news could possibly be worse Doctor: I've been trying to contact you sense yesterday
So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
A woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I have cancer." The doctor checks it out. "It’s all in your head," the doctor says. "Phew," said the woman. "A bunch of tumors, all in your head."
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Did you hear about the guys hole left side got cut off! But he’s all right now
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
