Health jokes
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
This person has Down syndrome.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Down syndrome and brownies.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
My mental health.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!