Health jokes
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Down syndrome and brownies.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
My mental health.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.