Health jokes

Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?

My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.

Ha Ha Ha

I thought it was funny.

What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?

The wheelchair.

What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?

Ruberto

What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?

A salad.

What itches a lot?

Syphilis.

What is a lot?

Syphilis.

Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

This person has Down syndrome.

What do you call a retarded fruit?

Mentally in-pear-ed.

If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?

The wheelchair.

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.