Health jokes
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Was he under insurance claim?
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.