Head jokes
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"