Head jokes
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"