Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
