Head

Head jokes

Forehead

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Job

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?

He was trying to get ahead in life.

Stalker

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

Hairline

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Pothead

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

Blue

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Orphan

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Bunny

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

Child

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

Dot

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

Therapist

Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?

They are more open-minded.

Dick

Why did the dick go insane?

Someone kept messing with his head.

Sniper

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

Yeast infection

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.