Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
