Head jokes

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?

He was trying to get ahead in life.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?

They are more open-minded.

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"