Head jokes
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.