Head jokes
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.