Head jokes

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?

They are more open-minded.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

Why did the dick go insane?

Someone kept messing with his head.